Wednesday, January 2, 2013

No Starvation Here: La Barbie's Prison Menus at the Max

Borderland Beat Posted in forum by BJEFF

JJ and Edagr
Looks like La Barbie may become El Gordo.....Though I must say this does not represent the menus I know that are served in medium and low security prisons.
Mamito
Arrested on August 30, 2010, the former chief of the Beltran Leyva gunmen was held at the Criminal Altiplano maximum security prison in November of the same year, inmates food and medicines cost on average 40 pesos daily (a little over 3USD)

Since last November 20th, 2010, Edgar Valdez Villarreal, identified as "La Barbie", has remained in the Penal Altiplano maximum security prison that houses some of the most dangerous criminals in the world of drug trafficking, serving 21 various menus for the more than 800 inmates.

Salads, tea, fruits, pork in green sauce, Aztec soup, fried chicken and pizza are just some of the dishes enjoyed by prisoners as "La Barbie" Jorge Balderas, "JJ" , Osvaldo Garcia Montoya, "El Compayito" or Jesus Enrique Rejon Aguilar, "El Mamito", recently extradited to the United States.

Food has not reached the sophistication of what these characters ate when they were free, it is richer in nutrients and reaches equilibrium of the food pyramid recommended by experts and of course that many Mexicans do not have access.

Edomex El Universal made ​​a request for access to information to the Federal Public Security Secretariat to know what kind of food is inmates eat at Altiplano prison.

For each day of the week the menu is as follows:

MONDAY
Breakfast: Coffee, tea, egg pasilla sauce, totillas, sweet bread and jelly.
Food: Water flavor pasta soup with carrot, banana rice, pork in green sauce with zucchini, beans, tortillas, apple.
Supper: Coffee, tea, potatoes with sausage, omelets, pastries and marzipan.

TUESDAY
Breakfast: Coffee, tea, the Mexican zucchini panela cheese and grain corn, tortillas, pastries, flan.
Food: Water flavor pasta soup with mushrooms, poblano rice, chicken fajitas, beans, tortillas and apple.
Supper: Coffee, tea, cheese Navy brown sugar and a loaf of wheat  bread with amaranth (a rice like grain).

WEDNESDAY
Breakfast: Coffee, tea, broth tlalpeño, tortillas, pan dulce, gelatin.
Meal: flavored water, cream of squash, rice with green beans, Mexican steak, beans, tortillas, plantains .
Supper: Atole (thick chocholate drink), ham sandwich with cheese, crackers .

THURSDAY
Breakfast: Coffee, tea, smoked ham grilled turkey, salad, tortillas, pan dulce, gelatin.
Meal: flavored water, pasta with carrot soup, rice with banana, pasilla pork, beans, tortillas and apple.
Supper: Coffee, tea, poblano quesadillas, green salad, fresh bread, marzipan.

FRIDAY
Breakfast: Coffee, tea, eggs in green sauce white bread, wheat bar and flan.
Meal: Aagua flavor, chayote soup pasta, rice and corn, rosemary in mole, beans, tortillas and guava.
Supper: Coffee, tea, soy ceviche, cookies, pastries and a .

SATURDAY
Breakfast: Coffee, tea, grilled panela cheese, beans, sweet bread, gelatin.
Meal: flavored water, Aztec soup, rice with peas, Veracruz steak, beans, tortillas, melon.
Supper: coffee, tea, pizza, cookies, tamarind.

SUNDAY
Breakfast: Coffee, tea, chorizo ​​quesadilla, beans, tortillas, pastries, gelatin.
Meal: flavored water, lentil soup, rice with carrots, fried chicken, green salad , beans, tortillas and apple.
Supper: coffee, tea, eggs with ham, omelets, pastries and cookies. 


Source: Zocalo


69 comments:

  1. These scumbags deserve a bowl of shit not
    No high class menu !!!!

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  2. I served 9 years in the American system and it looks like they are eating better than I did...

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    1. You ain't lying bro!; I still puke when I remember that stinky chicken pot pie!

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  3. hahaha wow fuckin ey.

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  4. Well, I'm embarrassed to admit it, but La Barbie in jail eats better than I do, out of jail! Seriously. He eats more than I do too. He isn't deprived of food in the least, Hmmm what is wrong with this picture? Everything as usual. As we've seen so many various examples, Mexican jails just don't act like jails.

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  5. Wow....

    A US Marine with an old shot gun gets treated as if he committed the crimes these jerks did. It is like bizzaro world. Heavy criminals get a slap on the wrist and those who commit minor offenses are tortured near death or worse. Seems the only crimes prosecuted in Mex are the ones who can not fight back or shoot back. Simply amazing. 2% prosecution rate.

    Laughable.

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  6. @Pherndogg-420
    If I was La Barbie I would atleast do some push ups

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  7. how is it that these fools can decapitate and skin people, get caught, and end up having these types of luxuries...serious...hahaha wow the mexican govt is a joke.

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  8. It is simple my dear friends... $$$$$$

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  9. These guy should be getting leftovers from the prison dogs and arse raped everyday - this is not prison, it's a holiday camp!!!

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  10. Money talks & unfortunately for you people you get served only cereal haha

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  11. Give these fuckers bread and water!

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  12. so its true...money is the root of all evil. Fuck this im burning all my money!!!!!

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    1. Don't burn it, send it to me! Ill take good care of it for you.

      Best Regards,

      El Chapo

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  13. lol and zambada niebla is eating rat shit in the U.S.....

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  14. What most of you guys forget is the the time spent in prison and being incarcerated from outside life, its mental torture...especially for these high level thugs being used to the high life and then getting put into a lil box for the next 20 odd yrs. trust me they are doin it hard....it mentally fucks you being incarcerated...

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  15. @ 5:50 PM

    Give it to me, I will burn it for you.

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  16. Mexico: waa oh my god waa f&f guns and all the USA's guns are destroying the country! Waa oh my god waa the USA is to blame for consuming so much dope! Waa oh my god waa the USA is so corrupt if it wasnt so corrupt we wouldnt have this problem in mexico!

    La Barbie: I'm hungry give me some more delicious, fancy, good ass food you fucking monkeys!!! I paid you for it!!!!

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  17. SEND IT TO ME!!!

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  18. I wonder if they can buy comisary in Mexican prision

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    1. Yes; you can, most of Mexican jails have a store inside or your family can bring you groceries or home cooked food from the outside. Your wife, husband, girlfriend or boyfriend can stay overnight up to 3 nights per week (conjugal visit). Some state prisons even have restaurants inside owned by prisioners, the warden gets 15% of the profit.

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  19. i did 10 yrs in federal pen
    lewisberg, pheonix, el reno,ft worth
    we ate pretty good too.

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    1. So which decade did you miss disco or vanilla ice loser

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  20. That is why they fight extradition.

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  21. I would just give them fried rats ass.

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  22. As long as the mexican goverment keeps treating these bastards like kings the crime will stay the same.

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  23. just one question? where is BB getting this info from because truthfully its smells like BULLSHIT. Don't believe everything u read. Also its funny that these lame ass american marines are saying stupid shit like "these guys r killers, don't feed them".... how many inocent people have u murdered fightin for your "freedom" over in iraq or any other country you americans have invaded.

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    1. Dude you mad bro?

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    2. This is about mexcan prison food and la barbie complaining about the prison food, not about Marines and their fight in Iraq and Afghanistan. If for some reason you don't like the Marines you will find them in military bases all over the USA, so you go and tell them they are lame asses.

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  24. I would like to make 1:24 pm the new warden of that prison!!!

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  25. Con dinero baila el perro the dogs do tricks if u give them a treat lol even in America they still get treted good now u see, with money u can buy any one

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  26. and this is just the stuff we know about...if he is in truth a switch hitter...well he is getting almost everything he wants...

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  27. @ January 2, 2013 8:43 PM

    us Americans huh..so thats how it is ?

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    1. @1144 yea that's some bullshit huh? Let em know plenty of motherfucking hardcore paisas kids joined up with them same marines, have fought side by side were killed in those exact same wars.... @843 go fix mexico or get the fuck out of the USA if you hate it so much

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  28. Hahaha, let this fat ass eat and become the worthless tub of lard he was destine to be!

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  29. Looking at those pics...it seems Ralph Lauren is the standard issued prison uniforms..haha

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  30. It sounds good in typed words, but it's most likely third world prison slop food.

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  31. Ive done time in both countries.I cant say one is better then thee other.in the states,most prisoners have cell phones.they have facebooks and everything.I would have to say the prisons I was at in Cali were much more violent..the Mexican mafia rules with an iron fist.over here in Mexico,the living conditions are pretty nasty.if u have money over here,u can have almost anything.ive seen up to 4 women brought in for a guy.only a handful of people have serious cash in any given prison over here.

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  32. Why are JJ and Barbie wearing the exact same shirt?

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  33. "lito said...
    "us Americans huh..so thats how it is"
    Pisses you of don't it.
    @January 2, 2013 8:43 PM
    "how many inocent people have u murdered fightin for your "freedom""
    What has that got to do with the story?Why did you have to bring that shit up?Now,you jus made another enemy of your sad whining ass.You probably in the US anyway?The saddest motherfuckers of all,in the US,but"claiming"another country and hatin on the US?How sad is your whining ass.Every country on this planet has fought for soil,anyway at least the US fights for its freedoms motherfucker,and yours and every whining bitch on here who lives there,including me..But i don't whine like you suckaaa

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    1. Well; you're just whining about the other people's comments.

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  34. These guys don't believe in staying in shape do they?
    Looks as though it would be a bun fight for the chips with these two.El JJ,La Barbie,,El Fatshits.Get your bog on,evacuate Edgar,don't forget.I wonder if La Barbie would become bulimic to slim down?El JJ looks as though he needs a bra for his man boobs,,moobs?

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  35. I like that picture of the Barbie and el joto joto is that like their narco uniforms?

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  36. Yea rite la barbie isnt eating that shit no matter how u describe it its got to be nasty ass food he s getting real food sent in

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  37. @4:24 AM
    "Let em know plenty of motherfucking hardcore paisas kids joined up with them same marines, have fought side by side were killed in those exact same wars"
    Fuckin heard that mi amigo.That's what im talkin about.None of that boolshit hatin.

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    1. 100% true bro! I'm a Mexican American and served in the late 60's and 8 men of my immediate family served and some at this time are stil serving in Afghanistan. We loved rhe way you posted it because its true, even that we know some people won't like it or won't agree with it. Thanks for posting something that it's as real as we all bleed red in combat.

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  38. Were those two fat assholes busted on the polo grounds, i feel sorry for the horses

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  39. Sorry Barbie but there are not Burger Kings in mexican prisons and you can not have it your way. Call your family members, maybe they can send you some Taco Bell gorditas via UPS. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. When they transfer your chicano ass to the supermax prison in the USA you're going to miss the calabazitas con elote (squash and corn soup) you are enjoying right now.

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  40. Received 2 vile comments which had personal attacks of me, and others, and BB because in their op we made this up and demanded knowing where we got it...well I know one comment was in Spanish and the other bad English, so perhaps you could not read the article.

    The information was released from the Federal Public Secretary after a petition by the Mexican Media..namely El Universal

    EL UNIVERSAL Edomex realizó una solicitud de acceso a la información a la Secretaría de Seguridad Pública Federal para conocer a qué tipo de comida tiene acceso los internos del centro penitenciario del Altiplano.


    then republished in dozens of Mexican media outlets in sept-dec

    http://www.eluniversaledomex.mx/otros/nota32201.html

    I think your English is insufficient for this blog and your gutter language is best suited elsewhere...

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  41. No Pozole with tapatio sauce and pigs feet ??? Or Chilaquiles with fried eggs for El Greaseball ????

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  42. January 3, 2013 3:08 PM
    "Well; you're just whining about the other people's comments"
    Hang on,who the fuck woke him up?Someone prodded him with a pool cue,,,who was it?

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  43. January 3, 2013 8:13 PM
    "100% true bro! I'm a Mexican American and served in the late 60's and 8 men of my immediate family served and some at this time are stil serving in Afghanistan"
    Makes me feel good bro.I'd step up with yours in a minute,together.Saludos to you and your family.

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  44. About 10 years ago I was sentenced to 30 days in a small Texas town after a barroom brawl . The jail inmates were housed in a seperate section of a large INS prison and the Mexican prisoners were the kitchen detail . Every meal had beans , hot salsa and fresh handmade tortillas . Saturday and Sunday they served caldo and menudo that was some of the best that I ever had . The prison administration allowed the INS prisoners to carry $10 dollars worth of money to use in the vending machines that were scattered throughout the prison and they even brought mariachis and sporting events to entertain the prisoners .

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  45. I did 15 years in chino and we ate shit compared to these fucking mexicans

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  46. Joe Lara ur POINT BEING ...................??????????

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  47. Joe Lara, thanks for posting that....I don't think you are making a 'point'.....it's what you experienced and I think it is interesting.

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  48. "Received 2 vile comments which had personal attacks of me"
    Don't say it was another personal attack because it was slightly derogatory about Mexican prisons?
    "How dare you criticize anything about Mexico,how dare you point out the truth,you are not my paisa"
    The shit Mexican-Americans usually get from these idiots?

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  49. dis shit is old from september "Narco menú, ¿Qué comen los capos en prisión?" in youtube.

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  50. @2:01

    Amigo...I said it was from El Universal and was in Mexican media in September through December. I can't guarantee all posts will be new to you, but think a bit broader about other people that do not know Spanish this is for them and new to them in fact new to most people on the planet.... :)

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  51. You know that there is some kind of corruption...

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  52. Some of you are talking about how mexican prisons should be giving "la barbie" shitty ass food. You all need to watch the news, instead of just posting up comments! "la barbie" is in a US prison. If you all want to complain about the food he's receiving, complain to the US goverment. "la barbie" is no longer mexicos problem. If he would've been in a mexican prison, believe me, he would have escaped a long ass time ago.

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  53. P.S.

    And to the one that said "call your family, maybe they can send you taco bell or gorditas. Your so damn IGNORANT, he's a fucking US citizen. Why can't he call his family for some lobsters, steak, ect! Like WTH you dumbass!

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  54. Mexican prisoners should be lucky they have better food than those Jewish prisoners got theirs from nazi

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  55. oh you guys that say feed them shit and forget it, for the most part most people in jail at least in the us, arent in for violent crimes. mostly possession or selling, or unpaid court costs, etc.... most jail food pretty much sucks but every time i see one of you tough guys come into jail, you are always the ones to walk asway from the phones with red eyes and watery cheeks.. you are always the first to turn into head cases

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  56. Must be nice, fuckers!

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  57. I saw those horible videos ...it is the most mounstruosity act I had never seing in my life ...drugs are the root of all evil is speachless how this humans are killing eachother for drugs and money and even worse how our oun goverment who was supost to be there to keep order is in compliance with this vicious character's

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