MAY 24--An Arizona woman tried to smuggle a methamphetamine-stuffed burrito into the U.S. from Mexico, but was thwarted when 
federal agents sniffed out her scheme, investigators report.
federal agents sniffed out her scheme, investigators report.
As detailed in a U.S. District Court complaint,
Susy Laborin, 23, sought to enter the U.S. Saturday afternoon via a
pedestrian gate at the border crossing in Nogales, Arizona.
Laborin, seen above, was “carrying a plastic bag containing burritos,” according to the complaint. But when a Customs and Border
Protection officer examined the grub, the investigator discovered a bag
of meth “concealed in the shape of a burrito.”
The meth-stuffed burrito is seen in the below CBP evidence photo
Laborin, the complaint notes,
admitted that she knew the burrito was stuffed with meth and said that
she “was supposed to be paid $500 to transport the drugs via shuttle
from Nogales to Tuscon where she would deliver them to an unknown third
party
The meth, which weighed about a pound, is valued at more than $3000, CBP officials said.
.”
Laborin, a Nogales resident, was charged with narcotics possession. A
federal magistrate yesterday ordered her detained pending trial on the
felony charge.
Silly girl, now you really screwed up your life; probably persuaded by a "boyfriend" who is no where to be seen helping you now. Tisk tisk.
ReplyDeleteRight..it's always a mans fault. lol. I'm sure she couldn't think for herself por wittle ting
DeleteNo my friend, I'm sure she might be more involved that you might think. I myself have seen many young people to get involved into trafficking drugs thanks to friends.
Delete@ texcoco your right your parents always protect you from strangers but it's friends who really who really get you involved in everything that's bad...
DeleteHooray! for friends and boyfriendzz...fack'em...
DeleteHow much time do u guys think she ll get?? This is a never ending game
ReplyDeleteFederal sentences are a variable calculus that depends on many factors- criminal history, debriefing(snitching on self and others), extraneous offenses-all things material in the pre-sentence report. Nothe knowing her history, my guess is a couple years.
Delete2 Years At Most
DeleteDepends on criminal history, if she's clean she might get out real soon.
DeleteReport says she was charged with possession. That's a really small charge for a lot of drugs and the intent to deliver them for distribution.
DeleteWho knows. I would assume that if she was charged with the crime she actually committed, she could expect up to 20 years.
Two years, out in 6 months, if she has no other offenses or priors, she may just get probation, she is soo young and cute, probesita, but next time she may stick the burrito somewhere else that is more likely not to be checked...
DeleteMandatory minimum statute: 10 years.
DeleteNo way she doing so little.. No record even snitching.. For 4 oz u do 2 yrs plus 3 to 5 yrs probation.. Its federal not state
DeleteExactly, Its Feds.
DeleteShe'll Do 2 Years, 18 Months Maybe With RDAP. Mules Are Judged Differently When Caught At The Border Instead Of Actual US Soil.
I Speak From Experience
Chapo went from tons to burritos
ReplyDeleteReally a not smart joke. You wouldnt last 2 min in El Chapo's shoes. How long was his career?
DeleteYou wouldnt last 2mins in chapos shoes.stfu no one cares about chapos carrer..fyi that JOKE was halerious hahaha
DeleteWho could stand the squeeze of chapos tiny shoes for 2 minutes?
Delete7:13 Yes my güey, "el chapo" starts his 'burrito cart' at 5:00 am on the corner of the cd juareeez prison,
ReplyDeleteStupid girl...she got lazy and careless. She should have spread the load into the other burritos and add more beans to make it squishy....the agent was probably just feeling around as he felt the hard crystals that caught his attention
ReplyDeleteThats Mexican dope for sure! I mean.. A burrito? Wtf is next?! Drugs hidden on an enchilada? Taco? Chimichanga?
ReplyDelete$500 for about 1 or 2 years in jail is not bad at all. Hahaha
ReplyDelete11:13 that depends on how many times you are successful before you finally get caught.
DeleteI know her they call her La Maniaka from west side mob a norteno hood , i grew up whit her and her brother Manos from varrio suicida maniakos dam she going in big time here boyfriend its on the run i n mexico 4 187 on some trampas
ReplyDeleteIsn't that gang located in San Jose, CA?
DeleteThe tortilla looks good doe
ReplyDelete11:52 pura pinchi harina sancochada, no mames...
DeleteIf Arizona knabs guarantee 2-5 years for a pound for a first offender. 90% has to be completed to be released on parole/probation for 6months to a year. Your welcome in advanced.
ReplyDeleteBut This Is Gonna Be Fed, If Shes A Citizen And Completes RDAP She'll Do 18 Months At Most
DeleteAccurate depending on who knabs that individual and the quantity overall. Federal has nothing to do with Arizona. If it is a non citizen, Federal automatically trumps a state. There is no set time frame. It is the discretion of any judge, though there is a maximum a judge cannot exceed. So It is safe to say you are speaking local sheriffs and police arresting a citizen of Arizona. Federal has no set amount like that. Law student. You are welcome in advance.
DeleteI Did Fed Time, There Are So Many Downward Departures For Everything From Accepting Responsibility, Making A Plea, And Shit Like That. If She Was Caught At The Border Its A Federal Offense, Therefore Shes Picked Up By The Feds.
DeleteWow . $3000 seems a bit low . I was thinking in the 80"s a oz was catching a grand . Guess that wasn't on the border . Suply must be getting big . Another dummy ruins their life every day . She is tagged for the rest of her life now. Who knows she may evolve into the next Queen . Then again she may just strayed temporarily.
ReplyDeleteThe chimichanga by itself is addicting enough...
ReplyDelete$500 for that.Make it worth your while dear.The lawyer alone will cost more than that not counting the time in jail.I was offered $5,000 in the 90's to fly some pot from US to Canada in a private plane.My answer:no,not worth it.I like simple life not a complicated 1.
DeleteLol no mames
DeleteShe may not have a well off daddy or been to university like many here.
DeleteGood luck to her.
That other kind of "chimichanga", Canna.
DeleteI am no fan of drugs, specially not the ones trafficked illegally, but I also stay away from doctors and their "legal wares"
If Trump gets the nod she'd get 5 years in CDX Florence...level 1 full isolation... she'd be as mild as a pussycat when she got out... if she survives mentally. Seriously though, Geez, doesn't everyone know by now, they have sensors in the infrastructure to sniff out stuff like that as you pass by? They don't even need dogs.. they can sniff that stuff out 50' away.... tons of tell-tale phenomes for a bright tell-tale signature on the scanner. You must be either an idiot or have a death wish to carry meth, even personal use weed, coke, or smack past the goons at the walk-in gates. Tough lesson to learn little gal... Bet her boyfriend put her up to it.
ReplyDeleteThats it this has stop taco bell has fucked our food enough and now this shiittttt. Wont be long before Chump jumps on this one. I can here it when Mexico sends their food this way...............
ReplyDelete4:22 taco bell is a gringo version of mexican food, I doubt there are many mexican stockholders on the corporation...
Delete"Mexico" does not send food this way, it is some people like to go from the US and buy mexican food in mexico, because real mexican food is the best food in the whole world, nobody can copy that, not even the "donal' tacos trump"...
--Who is skeered of the donal'?
I actually like those horrible taco bowls, but Mexico has ruined me for "mexican food" in the US. They put orange cheese on everything and even the Mexicans from Mexico serve "restaurant style tortilla chips" instead of totopos. Lettuce does not belong in a fish taco and burritos are not supposed to be as big as my head even if they are still relatively small, for a burro.
DeleteActually, that's probably what gave this girl genius away. A lot of self-respecting Mexicans and Mexican-Americans work border patrol for the US.
Spicy.
ReplyDeleteLastima de tortillas de harina y vieja tan chula.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the price on a lb of meth around the border right now? Last I remember was like $14,000 in San Diego, that was like in 2008.
ReplyDeleteObviously the US is busting folks more than we are reading to stoop to a desperate act like this. Not all bust are publicized.
ReplyDeleteAnt trafficking, contrabant, caught...
Delete--thanks for trying, this kept my kind off the CIA and Air America drug trafficking planes for like 5 seconds...
All those talking about how stupid the idea was havent considered how many other burritos and or tacos or enchiladas may have made it thru before her and her method were discovered..after all there was a time when smugglers just swallowed the pellets before boarding a plane,that was ingenious but dangerous..now they can scan u so that mode of smuggling is used way less.My point is sometimes what some think is dumb is actually simply clever.
ReplyDeleteNo esta fea la mendiga. He mija holla at a playa pa mandarte pa las sopitas marruchan :)
ReplyDeleteGo on baby girl,get that money,people like drugs.
ReplyDeleteGet them off a doctor and everyones ok with it,its all
" legal " and correct. If laws changed tomorrow and you could go get heroin etc on prescriptions off a doctor,it wouldnt be the dirty drug no more,the mind of the masses can be programmed like a fuckin desktop.Look at the way they demonized cigarettes and everyone swallowed it.
Alcohol is the worst of the lot but you can get it in corner shops,masses of plebs.
9:22 I think about the only shit you can get from a doctor ant more is for pain. Hadnt heard of anybody on desoxyn preluden or ionamin in years . Do they even make biphetamine anymore ?
DeleteVery true like Chris rock says Phillip morris white
DeleteBut god forbid brown people try and make a little money then its illegal
I don't hear about aktedron for like 50 years, $0.45 pesos a pill, or 4 cents of a dollar back then, just stay awake pills to party day and night, work, go to school, the rabble did benzedrine, 20 or 30 cents of a peso.
DeleteI want a bay area style burrito now
ReplyDeleteShe ruined a good burrito for that shit.
ReplyDelete$500 for all that work? She needs to charge a higher flat rate
ReplyDeleteI dont think youre gonna find that on the taco bell dollar menu anytime soon! Youd have tweekers lined around the block lol !
ReplyDeleteclever like a fox. that's why she's locked up and life goes on. so in reality who gives a shit huh..El Lp
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