Tuesday, September 1, 2020

Estado Mexico: Bodyguard accidentally kills himself with a pen-gun

Chivis Martinez Borderland Beat  Canal44


Mexico.- Due to the Covid-19 pandemic, a bodyguard for the mayor of Cuautitlán was taking shelter in his house, but ended up dead when handling a pen-type pistol, on the perimeter of Venustiano Carranza.

This Saturday morning, Marco Antonio Reyes Olvera manipulated the disguised weapon in one of the houses on La Paz Street, in the Peñón de los Baños neighborhood.

His wife said they would both go to a flea market near Balbuena, where they temporarily trade.

"(The woman) entered the room and her husband told her that he had accidentally injured himself with his pen-type firearm, at that moment he leans on her and then falls to the floor," the reports indicate.

The warhead was embedded in his abdomen and although they called for help from paramedics, the 44-year-old man died. The 22-millimeter pen was left in the room.

45 comments:

  1. His wife probably kill him to go with sancho clos

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    1. That's not possible, wife only knows cooking and loving now that he gone who will pay the rent?

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    2. Or he got carried away play James Bond.

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    3. LoL, Good one.

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  2. Animo Sicarios.

    This is where our high level training comes into play.
    Gente Nueva Special Forces Tier One Operators have a huge arsenal of firearmas and James Bond type gadgets . We do have a machine gun ball point pen which is a semi automatic gun it was desinged by a contact from M16 and SAS. Every one recieves personalized military training to handle these devices .

    New People 006

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    1. @Sicario006-
      hey bombalito, you cant have a machine gun ball-point pen
      that is also a semi-auto. No can do homie!

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    2. Hola 2:06, Sicario 006 has technology that you, me, or most militaries in the world have never seen. He should have a lotto where one of us can win his old 6G tactical cell phone that doubles as a secret weapon.

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    3. Imagine a fool coming at you with a belt fed .22auto ball point pen straight blasting. It would be a killer weapon

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    4. Semi auto machine gun. Good one. Must be some tier 0 arsenal.

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    5. Bet that Ball point pen. I put a hundred on it.

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    6. Please don't upset sicario006 and make him leave. He makes me laugh so hard.

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    7. 8:33 coming soon, full auto mochine gan with a vibrator for moments of quiet

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  3. No one trained him on how to safety use a pen gun. Always treat a weapon as if is loaded, never point the barrel to yourself or anyone when cleaning. I have heard stories.. someone is cleaning the gun, without first checking if there is a live bullet in the chamber, and end up hurting themselves or someone.
    Common Since 102

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    1. Probably didn't realize it was a weapon. Sounds like it could have been the protected person's pen.

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    2. Only James Bond knows how to handle gadgets, pen gun he did not know where the barrel end was located. Everyday I learn something thanks to BB. What would we do without Chivis and Yankie.

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  4. @ 006 Machine gun pen. BA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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  5. Thanks Chivis.006 "We have a machine gun pen that's semi automatic". All that high level training and they didn't tell u the term "Machine gun" refers to fully automatic not semi.Training fail.

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    1. 914 I sorry but 006, is playing more games on Xbox, since the pandemic, in his world he thinks rabbits poop candy in different colors.

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  6. Getting killed by your own personal weapon. Imagine having to explain that in the afterlife.



    Dumbass.


    - Sol Prendido

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  7. Naught Naught Six has a future as a comedy writer if he chooses. That was some funny stuff.

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  8. 9:14 you and obviously your congenerates have never heard of the Automatic pen, modified to become a Mochine gan, bola de inorantes,
    Pero ahi tienen que andar de calientes

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    1. 12:43 lol "mochine gen" 😂
      Mera quin es inorante.

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    2. 647 lol🤣 ese 1243 en in hippocrit

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    3. 12:43
      A modified machine gun cannot also be semi-automatic. Tonto.

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    4. 6:47 i fully intended to write what i wrote, you can't help what you write:
      "mira quién es ignorante"

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  9. Yesterday a clown, and today a Pen gun kills it's carrier. Ya can't make this stuff up. RIP fellas.

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  10. This shit is hilarious. A .22 caliber bullet is a warhead? Stop it, BB. You're killing me.

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    1. Well Dr.Brown appearantly one round killed him.

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  11. A popular weapon among nerds everywhere.

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  12. queue 007 theme song

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  13. So now office depot is getting into the gun running racket?

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  14. Some people call me the pingón, i'm telling you just in case

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  15. Didn’t his wife killed him ending years of domestic violence.

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  16. Either his wife killed him on accident or purpose. It's hard to believe a bodyguard, someone who's trained how to use weapons would end up killing himself

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  17. Machine gun ball point pen?!LOL!
    How about a carne asada burrito drone with huitlacoche & tacos envenenados? The cholesterol alone will kill you!

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  18. I'm only here for the translations.

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  19. Must be DEA fault.

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  20. can you imagine the ammo box for that killer MG, how about the barrel change. gotto have a real small glove to handle that red hot bad boy!!

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  21. jarona fever? heart goes out to the dude esp if this is what happened. maybe got cooped up in the house without being able to be around other people maybe
    started to get a little nerotic or maybe she did or both, sounds like a gun the dude would buy his wife in a country where gun sales are very hard to get legally...

    husband has been stuxednet in that house on yockdown for the last umpteen weeks then mandatory masks which started out as being a simple helpful hint like a cover ones mouth recomendation to those who might be sick then morphs into a a really frothy animal with bizarre political hues almost overnight it seemed this change being adopted as mandatory by whoever business or city leader is in charge decides on a whim or prefers as the rule. officially the AcDc is just as thunderstruck nanana as anyone else they still cant believe it was this easy to roll over the american people into a 5 dollar rug and get them to obey every new mandate without question from this wave til infinitum. we truely have no idea what a real swit ourselves style pandemic a la the black death would be like, this is not it. it never was. never has never could have been even close to it. sorry no it was not bcuz some politician decided that social distancing wasnt just an orwelling bullet point but instead this years hip new thing to do alt documentary series - "The Endless Sumtime and or eventually like sooner than soon huckleberry indefintelys Next Wave - an unbelievable story of yeah i closed the beaches but you cant deny you all learned how to serf this summer huh? chin up im brave." narrated by mono tone drifter speak pro california gov. blabbn' skewsem' this politicalization and debate of over the wearing masks has made it very apparent that the lack of oxygen and overdose of fear lack of social contact really did a number on some folks got that look in their eyes like they are stuck on mount everest low on oxygen close to night fall or the shipwreck sea traveler stuck at sea who gave in to tempatation of drinking the salt water before getting frothy fighting over the slightest of misunderstandings before explaining his cognitive simply needs some quick drink of disonance before diving down to ship below to grab a glass....now would this scenario even be fathomable when the reality of mass numbers of indiscriminate persons healthy yesturday dead in the street today would send such a level a fear down our collective spines there would be no news report updates necessary to upsell you on what time it is out here...

    my point here should be obvious. if this article relates a quarentine fever related killing and it wouldnt be the first, we should all take pause and ask why this is still being hyped up and measures increasing daily when this thing was obviously a non issue months ago...then we should talk about it constructively if thats possible?


    ?que hora es? you can look outside cant ya? dont let the corporate shill mouthpieces tell you how it is. i have family members who have gotten divided over nothing, literally their lifes compass has been so utterly distorted on what is happening these were strong people who became twisted to the point where soon wont known their faces from their rear end if the tv says it to so. its sad its terrifying and its apparent it has a really powerful effect on many people.


    plz know i mean no disrespect. this political divide and conquere or fear hysteria causes immense harm. almost as a bad joke is presented as a choice...well if it is a choice it hasnt earned nor deserves any of our collective loyalty at this point imo. if anyone can be cast as indefinetly non essential whenever it suits a narative, does that deserve our loyalty or our utmost contempt and rebuke?

    am i alone or am i seeing this clearly? plz sound off on this id like to hear some opinions from like and alternate perspectives not trolling not starting fight. plz grown up respectable conversation as can be hoped for. thank you much appreciated.

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    1. I don't know what you wrote but I do know that it's too damn long, bro.

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  22. This proves that-" The pen is mightier than the sword".

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