Thursday, July 23, 2015

"El Chapo", Monterrey's New Piñata Star

By Lucio R. Borderland Beat


I am switching it up, with a little levity at the end of a long day.

In Monterrey, Nuevo Leon, the Sinaloa cartel leader Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman is the new star of piñata artists.

El Chapo" appears in a khaki prison uniform, gun and grenade attached to his belt, there is an optional minuscule Donald Chump.  Minuscule perhaps, to match the Mexican opinion of the blustering blatherskite.

It is available with a sign that reads 

“I Make Home Made Tunnels"


The price of the Piñatas are 200-500 Mx Pesos, (13-32 USD) depending on the options selected.   


65 comments:

  1. El chapo en piñatas, el pinche peña nieto en chamucos, all the little boys want to be el chapo, and they want to kick epn in the ass, mexico va bien...

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    1. I wonder if they found any fossils when they made el chapos tunnel?

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    2. You know perfecly, fossils and archeological artifacts not nailed to the floor fly to foreign collectors, heavy real estate like the pyramids get sold to wal-mart or costco...or dragon-mart...

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  2. Para que miren que la raza de mi lindo monterrey nl nunca se le duerme siempre buscamos la forma para salir adelante en este mundo

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    1. Cant wait to get the el broly and el pitufu pinata for my sons 10th birthday!!!

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  3. Mi Raza. Los quiero un chingo. But Mexico is always famous for shit that other people laugh at.

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    1. Pos si they earn it!

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    2. @7:56 shut the fawk up.....people probably laugh at you more than the whole MI Raza thing u just said all cultures do stupid chit this is actually funny it's crazy how the Raza all ways comes back on a way to capitalize on some thing that is trending from bootleg DVDs CDs to knock off high end name brand clothes to chapo and trump pinata lol

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    3. No posta.....cabron

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  4. Hey Lucio, I had to look up blatherskite, so appropriate.

    Looking at the piñata with chump, a good one would be one of McCain in his uniform with all the medals, the size of chapo and a tiny chump in a baby bjorn baby carrier. with a huge pacifier.

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  5. Chapo a Mexican Hero of the people

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  6. Thats going to start a trend now, gotta love it! Next you will Chapo n friends El Azul, Macho.Prieto, Manuel Torres Felix, n for added fun some Sicarios hahaha right on Mexico!

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  7. Agan La Familia Arellano Felix y vendanlos como Familia o separados!!

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  8. Seems they made th life size.

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  9. Yea I remembered when I slapped El Chapo. He came around me talking that shit and I had to put him in his place.

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    1. Ha! And then you woke up puss in your bed.

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    2. Stop saying that in every post, u sound like an asshole

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  10. jaja lets have a party yeayyyy .. i love Mexican logic .. back in 2011 or 12 the war between the Z-40 and Chapo was at its peak in Nuevo Leon . Bodies hanging from bridges and over 50 dismembered in public display.. at different times ... but lets forget that jaja Viva Mexico

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    1. Please! The setas were cleaning up for blo, no golfas allowed, that is when they allied with the afos and the cdj carrillo juentes as cartel del norte that got everyone of them's number, el PRI behind all the whole rigmarole going full steam back...
      --that's how the capos ended in prison or dead, with a backstabbed ass in the back...

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    2. Que novela!!.

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    3. 10:55 am. Careful, you may hurt the 3 stooges fame and fortune. You know how they prefer the spotlight. Guzman kept Marge Simpson and gave Polly the parrot away. Go and figure!

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    4. It was z-40 vs chapos people not chapo he never chopped anybody up or was even in the area he just sent mantas

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    5. Es una S E R I E now güey, una S E R I E...

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    6. Thanks for remembering Marge Simpson, seen her in playboy?
      She reminds me of chivis too.

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    7. 12 pm: Naw, never seen Marge Simpson in playboy. Never had to buy any dirty dirty magazines. Fortunate in that way. Nor never watched or watch the Simpsons. More of a Unit One fan with Mads Mikkelsen.
      Breaking News: Chase bank got big ole' fine again. What news eh? Sounds like ole' news back in the forefront? Time to buckle and latch up to bypass the storm

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    8. Dirty is screw, or Hustler, penthouse the classy one never found good taste, but playboy has always been about good taste, and did a Google Marge Simpson in playboy, images, and don't badmouthing my bank, citibank, they have not collected fees from me because of low funds, maybe because the drug trafficking and money laundering are doing very good, like the oil business, lowering prices to compensate us for the deaths of american children and for the mass murdering on the middle east...

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  11. Im sure chapos goons will have you rattled in bullets if you were to disrespect him

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    1. Exactly. You ain't shit without your homeboys.

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    2. 9 57

      Calling him a coward, anonymously behind your computer. Oh the irony. You're pathetic. Provide your name and address, big man. 1 pair of handcuffs. We'll see who ends up on BB, you or Chapo.

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    3. 9:25 got me started about Marge Simpson, blame him/her

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  12. Its crazy to think that people are taking this clown so seriously that someones abuelita in a small pueblo knows who Donald trump is

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    1. It is more how low an opinion we have of the government the US government chose to impose on us mexicans than about EL GRAN SEÑOR DON EL CHAPO'S GREATNESS, que tambien no hay quien se la quite...
      --Any piece of shit compared with the mexican governing narco-mierdocracia, WINS...

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  13. New Air Chapo sneakers

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  14. Whos BDAY is coming up? Yo disparo la piñata!! :)

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  15. Zetas gonna be mad wen they start seeing more piñatas like mi padrino chapo

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    1. Why would they be mad they probably the ones buying them to beat up shorty like they are beating up on his people

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    2. I dont know about buying the pinatas. Stealing and shaking down the piñateros is more likely straight up dirty ass cholo marranadas that z has come down to big ballers ha

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  16. Isn't trump taller than chapo so y is he the one holdingup trump. chapo should be the size of the door knob to be exact

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    1. Because Chapo is more of a man than all of USA put together. Deal with it.

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  17. What has BB come to posting piñatas of el chapo
    And we commenting on them.What happened to the good old days wen there was bad guys to talk about.
    And the know it alls came here to put us in our place with their knowledge of Narco.

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    1. Congratulations you are the only person being so disrespectful. Lucio just spent 5 days in Guerrero visiting family and had sent me the foto of the pinata. I told him to post it. He needed something light as he said in the first sentence.

      Sometimes we have to back away from searching for stories and being inundated by heartbreak and horror.

      and BTW NBC not only ran a similar story but has a video they ran on the nightly news. a reader sent a clip this AM.

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    2. Quick question to chivis, do you think there is a way to get the movie cartel land posted on borderland beat so we bloggers can watch it?? Thanks.

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    3. 7:36 the know it alls come here to show how little we know, and maybe learn some more, we have evolved from counting the dead daily, to find that behind it all is the government of mexico, and hidden behind them is the US government covering up for some of their most excelsious heros of war, business and politics...
      --of course, you being an ignorant baby, do not know anything about that...
      --

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  18. all they need is one with chapo posing with the famous nixon peace pose, double deuce. Chapo for president lol

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  19. Not only NBC

    Washington Post https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2015/07/23/these-pinatas-let-mexicans-whack-el-chapo-and-donald-trump-with-a-bat/

    Reuters

    http://www.reuters.com/video/2015/07/23/el-chapo-pinatas-are-a-hit-in-mexico?videoId=365044111

    NBC http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/national-international/El-Chapo-Found-Pinata-Crafted-to-Look-Like-Escaped-Drug-Lord-318238751.html

    Good job Lucio, ignore the assholes

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  20. Speaking of Chapo, what happened to Chapo Trini and Chapo Isidro? Could they be dead?

    Is Trini working with Zetas now?

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  21. isnt this dissrespectful toward chapo? the only thing you do with a pinata is beat it with a bat lol

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    1. epn got burned in effigy, represented by a chamuco in el Zocalo, the plaza in front of the national palace of the rats; chamucos are designed to be burned while people cheer with disrespect...
      --piñatas are celebratory, not like a punching dummy, you beat it up with a stick, and when it breaks there is gifts or candy for the children...
      --chamucos leave just the smell of burnt powder like the devil...

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  22. El Chapulin Colorado (Chapo Guzmán) como piñata exclusiva en mi ciudad de Nuevo León, deseguro para la Indepe, La Risca, El Topo Chico, Guadalupe donde manda La Letra la deben de estar pegandole duro a ese Chapulin Colorado!

    Atte: Regio Z

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    1. Entonces la plaza de monterrey es de los z? Todo monterrey es de los z?

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  23. En Sinaloa eres un "héroe" pero acá en la Sultana del Norte me refiero a Monterrey eres nada mas y nada menos que una burla!

    La Compañía

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    1. 3:57 "La burla" anda libre, los jefes maruchaneros estan bien jodidos en el tanque, y no se la van a acabar, he he heee!

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    2. Los maruchaneros de monterrey no se saben burlar, apenas alcanzan a reirse de hambre...

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  24. Anyone with half a brain would know its suicide to do something stupid like that.

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    1. What's chapo going to do, go into zeta territory and kill people who make piñats of him your the dumbass for suggesting that lol he got his own territory to look after I'm pretty sure the last thing on his mind is a piñata

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  25. This is a dangerous trend. With small piñatas on every corner, the reL hapo could blend in and elude capture! On the other hand, Chapo will have to avoid childrens parties or he might get whacked. LOL.

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  26. El chapito no se enoja por cosas asi los narcos de antes o como se dice ahora old school son gente que les gusta tener un buen tiempo no como los locos drogadictos de hoy en dia. Saludos a n.l.

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  27. Chivis y compañía deberían de reportar la violencia que se esta viviendo en Zacatecas los Z ya metieron al CDN como apoyo para combatir al CDS y CDG en Zacstecas.

    Los del CDN y Z pusieron varias mantas en Zacatecas también otras en Nuevo Leon en la area citricola que comunica con Reynosa pusieron mantas los del CDN y Z diciendo que vienen a limpiar de Golfos en esa area.


    Los del CDN son Z de Monterrey que estan aliados con los Beltranes y también con el CDZ (Cartel de Zetaz).

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    1. Cómo que de monterrey quien dice eso como estas tan seguro que monterrey es puro z? Quien dice que la plaza de monterrey es de los z?

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    2. Los que extorsionan a los dueños de puestos de comida, a los vendedores ambulantes de fayuca, a las viejitas, etc etc etc, siempre andan presumiendo que quezzzque que esto y lo'tro, que van a traer gente para "pelear la plaza", puras pinchis mentiras

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  28. Well Chapo may have been a CIA operative but it wont matter . They will burn him like all the rest . Look at Noriega , Sadam , Osama and the list goes on and on . His day is coming.

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    1. El chapo IS CIA, the CIA takes care of its good guys...

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