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Thursday, March 23, 2023

Let's Help These Gentlemen Feel At Home

"Sol Prendido" for Borderland Beat

The trials and tribulations of life for two fresh-faced men in jail appear on film. And in the immortal words of Big JD from Prison Break Raw, "they're about to get slapped with that dick of reality."

A flurry of questions are being asked, followed by repeated strikes across their faces. The inmate welcoming committee is giving the two-bit thieves a crash course on how things are going to be behind those prison walls during their stay. 

Raw and in your face abuse by a cadre of hardened goons are the harsh realities of life that they must now endure. 

Video translation is as follows:

Bully #1: Tell me what you were doing on the outside, tell me what you were doing on the outside. Lift up your face. 

Captive #1: I was stealing. 

Bully #1: What were you stealing?

Captive #1: Motorcycles. 

Bully: Which thoroughfare were you committing robberies in?

Captive #1: It was on the Nicolas Bravo thoroughfare. 

Bully #1: Whet about you?

Captive #2: I was helping people go through the area. 

Bully #1: No, I don’t think so. You were also out there stealing with this dude. What were you and this guy stealing?

Captive #2: Cell phones. 

Bully #2: Put your fucking hands down you son of a bitch. 

Cameraman: Mono, wait a bit. We’re going to record one guy first and then the other. 

Bully #1: Well, let’s see you son of a bitch. You’re obviously below us on the scale of criminality. So, go ahead and tell me that you’re going to overcome and assault us…

Bully #2: What were you stealing?

Bully #1: Tell me those words. Try to assault me you son of a bitch, assault me, assault me. Come on and try to assault me you son of a bitch. It’s obvious you’re a fucking dumb ass. Try to hit me, try to hit me you idiot. I want you to hit me the way you were striking those women out there. 

Bully #2: Lift up your face. 

Bully #1: Turn that faggot towards me. Turn that faggot towards me. Make those sons of bitches face each other. 

Bully #1: They need to give each other a kiss. 

Bully #1: Give each other a kiss, give each other a kiss, a kiss, a kiss you idiots. But I want to see a passionate kiss between you two idiots. That’s right you sons of bitches. Now get your asses inside your cages…


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37 comments:

  1. Wonder if any of them know what Krav Maga is. Dude wearing the shirt should keep quiet if he does!

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    1. Isn’t that a type of disarming method for handguns?

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    2. 6:09 Israeli self defense, grappling.

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    3. 8:07 Remember seeing that in Narcos. The scene with Carlos Castaño

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  2. WtH went from a teaching lesson into a gay session gtfoh

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  3. Wie die Story wohl weiter geht☕

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    1. Wilkmen bei Borderland Beat,
      Sol finder seltsame sachen aus dem
      unterirdischen Mexiko.

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    2. Danke ich lese schon seit Jahren hier..🙂 Grüße aus Germany

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    3. A compliment for Sol
      The German person said I have been reading BB for years from Germany.

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    4. hätte nicht gedacht das so viele deutsche auf BB mitlesen.

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    5. Guten Morgen!
      Ja, es gibt auch Grizzly aus Russland er kan sich nicht dazu auBern, was mit der Ukraine Los ist, oder erwird inhaffiert.
      Dan haben Sie Raja aus Indira.
      Ich Komme hierreien,weil BB sehr informative ist, viva Sol.

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  4. Besos no balazos!

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    1. Ist die Bedeutung nicht gleich?🙈

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    2. Ach nein Besitos

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    3. Wow Sol you attracted a person from Germany that maybe a lady.

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    4. Chivis oder so war es damals

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    5. 1:55
      Ja Chivis I'm urlaub in Norwegen .
      Sol now 2023 schnuckiputizi!

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    6. Norwegen ist schön...dann einen schönen Urlaub

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    7. I'm starting to see the logic of ELMO's security strategy. If all of the criminals started to kiss each other rather than kill each other, the violence will end. Kind of like John Lennon's bed peace.

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    8. Lead before lengua!

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    9. 4:42 Dr. Detroit
      Me too now I get it.
      Elmo was all Cartels to kiss each other and hug each other, so they stop the violence.,.., unfortunately it's not working.

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  5. If that happened inside imagine what would happened to them out in the streets lol.

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  6. Esos chilangos mamones, mas lacras no puede ver y ellos dándose baños de pureza. A como estos bueyes están hablando y cacheteando a esos dos raterillos todo los delincuentes saldrían reformados...

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    1. Si, eso que ni que. En cuanto mencionan a la GAM pronto cuadras que son chilanguitos.

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  7. What in the world going on in that prison. I thought tough guy doesn’t do gayish behavior. Lol

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  8. Typical narcos. They are really brave when they outnumber their victims.

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    1. I doubt they’re even narcos hahah ni ancones llegan.

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    2. Not all brown men in prison are Narcos Detroit. I thought you were a lawyer?

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  9. Dr Sol did you see this gayish behavior when you were living thug life or late in military? Women are so beautiful so I don't understand the gilbertona lifestyle.

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    1. Nah,in this world we are TOLD its acceptable,there are plenty of couples who cannot have children but would love to cherish a child.No,as long as elton john has a child the world is good.Sheep on here will probably be outraged by why i said,fuck off

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    2. @9.58. That was a joke right?
      A woman says- ''but men are so beautiful I just don't understand Lesbian lifestyle!''
      @5.22. I don't think anybody will be outraged by that, just confused by your confusion lol. I'm a straight dude but the comments on here by Americans make my head spin.

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  10. I shot soda through my nose when I read they need to give each other a kiss jajajaja

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